WeLcoMe M3mBerS oF 85 !!!

Saturday, October 01, 2011

i tot i was dreaming when i saw e 1st race for today is 445pm.
gd thing i check e racetime earky and was able to react in time.
heng nv late.

just checked for yest..1146am..siao man. 9+ i gotta get outta home le.but also gd la..

today keep talking non stop during e LO duty..mouth also tired. must entertain customers n fellow LO.
and seems like i can sell smthg to e LO too..hhaha not bad.

and i think i v poor leh..after paying my credit card bills, handphone, internet etc..siao liao lar..

its october! and i cant be a bag of lazybones!

7hrs to slp! gdnight!

Saturday, January 01, 2011

HAPPY 2011!!

here's wishing all members tua tua tan tan in 2011!

HUAT AR!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Found this very interesting facts fom AB

1.

Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.

Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.

Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.

Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.

Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.

Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.

Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.

Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.

Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.

China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.

Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.

Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.

Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”

Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.

Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together.

Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.

Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.


Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.

Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.

Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.

Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.

Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.

Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.

Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.

Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.

Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.

The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”

The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today

85 Elves World Cup Tournament

TOURNAMENT DETAILS

Registration Method

Inform Ah hong/Ah Gang/Me before 2359hrs 06/06/10
(very limited slot are available, pls register soon)

Fees

85 peanuts
(no early bird discount nor late bird penalty)

Prizes

All peanuts collected will be given out as prizes during 2 stages.
Stage 1 - Qualifying Rounds &
Stage 2 - Last 16
Details of the Allocation of peanuts as prizes will be posted once the number of competitors is confirmed.

Tournament Kit Bag

To be disclosed...

Rules and Regulation

This will be similar to Euro 2008, which we will be going according to the points system.
1)Correct pick --> +1 or +0.5 point
2)Wrong pick --> -1 or -0.5 point
3)No pick --> Zero

The Type of Picks available are as follow:
1)Handicap
2)Over/Under
3)Odd/Even

Stage 1 - Qualifying Round
Competitors will be split into 2 groups. The top half of each group will proceed to the Winner Pool while the bottom half of each group will proceed to the Loser Pool.
There will be 3 matches daily but competitors can ONLY place up to 2 picks per days - the 2 picks can be from the same match.

Stage 2 - Last 16
Competitors are encourage to participate in all the matches but this is not compulsory.

Bonus Pick - Selection of the World Cup 2010 champion correctly will earn points too. The number of points will depend on which team you choose. (Points allocated to each team will be disclosed soon)

Competitor List as at 24/05/2010

Ah Hong
Ah Gang
Aaron
Nicky
Me

Friday, April 30, 2010

Worst Words To Say At Work

"Try"
Try is a weasel word. "Well, I'll try," some people say. It's a cop-out. They're just giving you lip service when they probably have no real intention of doing what you ask. Remember what Yoda says to Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: "Do or do not--there is no try." Take Yoda's advice. Give it your all when you attempt something. And if it doesn't work, start over.

Put passion into your work and give it your best effort, so you can know that you did all you could to make it happen. So if the outcome you were expecting didn't come to fruition, it's not because you didn't do everything you could to make it happen. It just wasn't the right time for it or it wasn't meant to be.

"Whatever"
This word is a trusted favorite of people who want to dismiss you, diminish what you say or get rid of you quickly. "Whatever," they will say as an all-purpose response to your earnest request. It's an insult and a verbal slap in the face. It's a way to respond to a person without actually responding. When you say whatever after another person has said his or her piece, you have essentially put up a wall between the two of you and halted any progress in communicating. It's a word to avoid.

"Maybe" and "I don't know"
People will sometimes avoid making a decision and hide behind words and phrases like "maybe" and "I don't know." There's a difference between legitimately not knowing something and using words like these as excuses. Sometimes during a confrontation people will claim not to know something or offer the noncommittal response "maybe," just to avoid being put on the spot. If that seems to be the case, ask, "When do you think you will know?" or "How can you find out?" Don't let the person off the hook so easily.

"I'll get back to you"
When people need to buy time or avoid revealing a project's status, they will say, "I'll get back to you," and they usually never do. If people say they will get back to you, always clarify. Ask them when they will get back to you, and make sure they specify the day and time. If they don't, then pin them down to a day and time and hold them to it. If they won't give you a day or time, tell them you'll call in a day or week and follow up. Make sure you call and get the information you need.

"If"
Projects depend on everyone doing his or her part. People who use if are usually playing the blame game and betting against themselves. They like to set conditions, rather than assuming a successful outcome. People who rely on conditional responses are fortifying themselves against potential failure. They will say, "If Bob finishes his part, then I can do my part." They're laying the groundwork for a "no fault" excuse and for not finishing their work.

There are always alternatives, other routes and ways to get the job done. Excuse makers usually have the energy of a slug, the vision of Mr. Magoo and the spine of a jellyfish. You don't want them on your mountain climbing team up K-2 or Mount Everest.

"Yes, but ..."
This is another excuse. You might give your team members suggestions or solutions and they come back to you with "Yes, but . . ." as a response. They don't really want answers, help, or solutions. You need to call the "Yes, but . . ." people out on their avoidance tactic by saying something like: "You know, Jackie, every time I offer you a suggestion you say, 'Yes, but . . . ,' which makes me think you don't really want to solve this problem. That's not going to work. If you want to play the victim, go right ahead, but I'm not going to allow you to keep this up and I may have to report you." After a response like that, you can be assured that the next words you hear will not be, "Yes, but . . ."!

"I guess ..."
This is usually said in a weak, soft-spoken, shoulder-shrugging manner. It's another attempt to shirk responsibility--a phrase is only muttered when people half agree with you, but want to leave enough leeway to say, "Well, I didn't really know. . . . I was only guessing." If you use this phrase, cut it out of your vocabulary.

"We'll see ..."
How many times did we hear our parents say this? We knew they were buying time, avoiding a fight or confrontation or really saying no. It's better to be decisive and honest by saying, "I need more information. Please present your case or send me the data--both pro and con--so I can make an informed decision." That way the interested parties will contribute to an in-depth, well-researched "verdict."

Monday, April 19, 2010

2012 apocalypse may befall upon us

When comes to 2012 December 21 the world clock will start ticking towards our doomsday. Maybe its not exactly dated at 2012 but in near future of this date. If many of us believed in this myth, linbey predict confirm there will be a mass suicide in all over the world around 2012. One statement one conclusion that is we all gonna be perished either in our time or in the next 1 or 2 generation.

8 reasons the world will end in 2012:

1. Mayan Calendar

Mayan build highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says…

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano
Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

8. 2012 NIBIRIU

Nibiru is a planet in a large elliptical orbit that passes through our planet. If Nibiru is really coming then there will be lots of changes in the climate as in what we are going through now... We will be going through a mini ice age as well. Nibiriu will kill us all with a huge bang....


Actually what I fear most and it would actually happen within in the near future would be the fucking super volcano 'yellow stone' and the Nibiriu. So as to prevent panics and chaos prior to the destruction, Governments of all country had been hiding the real truth and hard facts of this Nibiriu.With all this climate changes recently and if mini ice age were to be happen in next 1 or 2 years we all gonna meet yan lu wang liao. I see a news that they are going to launch a rocket to destroy that Nibiriu next week, dont know true or not. Talking about the supervolcano, Human of all races will once again hear the loudest and longest noise ever since 1.3 million years ago. Hahaha best fireworks ever. Imagine tons of magma free falling onto you. As the yellow stone has overdue its eruption, the eruption will be fucking devastating, the force will be 10,000 times and more; stronger than that of Iceland Angry Sister' Katla‎ volcano eruption. No wonder the USA consistently researching on the planet Mars project on whether human can be able to live there or not. Then if the world is going to be end in 2012 and if USA had succeed on the research and with rapid building of spacecraft then all of Asian and Blacks will be in the history book of those Angmos living in Mars liao.

Now let me tell you guys a conceptual story. From the Mayan technology imagine millions years ago before the sumatra eruption thing, 'if' the technology of human is so high ... maybe a time machine is possible. In fact recently, an archaeologist had found a comic book in an enclosed tomb. Maybe there such people doing time travels?

Ok... lets see...the Mahabharata mentions the story of the King Revaita, who travels to heaven to meet the creator Brahma and is shocked to learn that many ages have passed when he returns to Earth.[2][3] Another one of the earliest known stories to involve traveling forwards in time to a distant future was the Japanese tale of "Urashima Tarō",[4] first described in the Nihongi (720).[5] It was about a young fisherman named Urashima Taro who visits an undersea palace and stays there for three days. After returning home to his village, he finds himself three hundred years in the future, where he is long forgotten, his house in ruins, and his family long dead. Another very old example of this type of story can be found in the Talmud with the story of Honi HaM'agel who went to sleep for 70 years and woke up to a world where his grandchildren were grandparents and where all his friends and family were deceased.[6] More recently, Washington Irving's famous 1819 story "Rip Van Winkle" deals with a similar concept, telling the tale of a man named Rip Van Winkle who takes a nap at a mountain and wakes up twenty years in the future, where he has been forgotten, his wife deceased, and his daughter grown up.

If time travel is true? lets think..in a view of human living million years ago can time travel to and forth our time let say year ranging from 1000 BC till now. Not we travel back to past. If the technology millions years ago were to be so advanced then as we know that largest known eruption anywhere on Earth in the last 25 million years caused by Lake Toba the supervolcano in Sumatra, extinction of the dinosaurs and killing most humans then alive and creating a population bottleneck in Central Eastern Africa and India (through DNA tests it has proven and knn sad to say that all modern human origin actually come from Africa region) that affected the genetic inheritance of all humans today. By putting all this together we can think that millions years ago, human technology could be 100 times more advance than in our Modern days. Gods are angry that humans are destroying the mother nature with airships, space cars which exhaust all the natural scenery. Gods then demands a reboot. After the mass destruction of the supervolcano, our surviving forefathers maybe telling their sons not to have any advancement in technology so that it would not be destroying our mother nature causing mass destruction problems. Maybe Aliens does exists as they have spacecrafts or spacecars and they could be our fleeing forefathers at that time of destruction, and only those left on earth are those who are poor and are genetically affected by the volcano eruption. If GOD makes human and they would want their model to be perfect. Look at our body features are actually a perfect model but with greed and morally bad deeds leading us to age and death, whats goes around comes around(GOD's judgement). i.e. eyebrow is build right above our eyes to prevent most of the water falling into our eyes. Therefore of a perfect model it means that we would be using 100% of our brain all the time. But nowadays most human only uses 5% of our brain, Einstein only 10%. Why? From our story here million years ago humans actually able to use 100% of their brain they are super intellectual so they can build spacecrafts or spacecars and time travels but as after the genetically changes or psychologically changes (now put yourself in their shoes at that time if you experience such a dramatic event you will not ki siao meh? brain malfunction meh?) caused by super volcano eruption our brain usage capacity maybe drop to only 1%. Thereafter in the olden days after dinos age, human has no technology in a sense that they follows what their forefathers had said but as time passes people are forgetting those thoughts and slowly recovery of our brain cells we gain 5% or more capacity of brain usage and discover fire, fuel, electricity. Blood lusting eager to room for improvements to make big money, increase the standards of living and stuff. Once again causing our mother earth angry and sad. And now history is going to repeat itself...........it a cycle.


My analogy maybe hilarious to most of you, but as a successful director of Audio and Video anything is possible under the sun. Who knows? our fleeing forefathers 'Aliens' living in some planets maybe laughing at us now for following their old path. In fact Area 51 in USA the most highly confidential secured place in the world might be a connecting place between earth people and Aliens (forefathers). More and more spacecraft are spotted in the sky recently orh.... are they trying to find ways and to help us out to get out of earth? or are they trying to see the mass destruction happening in 2012 as audience?

Pray for GOD now and stop believing in self-destiny and now you make the GOD angry for not praying.

below is a link which surprising suited in this analogy. some artifacts that could be left by GOD or Aliens that can't be explain, for us to discover and break some mysteries. maybe these are stuff on why do we exist in this world and kind of system that makes the universe works. time machines parts? or time stopper parts?

http://www.cracked.com/article_16871_p2.html

Monday, March 08, 2010

Be a faithful man and don't make women mad

双食记




enjoy! lol

link: http://hd.tudou.com/program/24325/

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Chen Hao meets Chen Hao

陈豪



VS

陈好



豪不是好好不是豪
陈豪好还是陈好好
好来豪去谁批较好?